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 |  Subject: Matress Counseling Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:28 am | |
| I must say...this is one of my favorites..*smiles*
I'm told should seriously go to couple counseling with my bed.
I smirk at the thought.
"Hi Doc', me and my bed we have irrevocable issues. Got any say in that?"
The Doc will speculate me and my bed. And we would have several sessions.
Yeah I know. I should learn to get more shut eye.
I start telling the Doc that I had this one particular problem.
I need this girl that makes me smile like a total goof.
I need this girl that just knows how to drive me crazy.
I need this girl that makes me want to be her knight even though she isn't a damsel in distress.
Hell for all I know, she will be able to whoop my butt, and even so I want and need this girl.
Tell me I'm Nuts
Tell me she's outta my league
Tell me I should go and shoot myself
I don't care. I need this girl.
Some may not understand,
Others will know how it goes far too well.
She makes my heart beat faster...
My stomach flutter...
Makes my cheeks hurt
and my face burn red at times.
What can I say?
She is just plainly fantastically amazing.
The Doc nods, takes a few notes and looks at me and the bed back and forth.
"I know the perfect solution." the Doc said.
"What is it?" the bed and I asked.
"You should take that girl with you in bed, and love her, hold her and make her happy."
I smiled. Sounded perfect. I could do that. I would love to do that.
"Hey Doc...Coincidently... She the one who told me to see you."
"Well there you see. It's perfect then." The Doc said.
"Yes indeed", and with that thought I finally lay in my bed, with a smile from ear to ear, thinking of you and only you my love.
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| | Subject: Re: Matress Counseling Sat Apr 16, 2011 12:46 pm | |
| Maybe it's egocentric of me, but this has always been one of my favorites as well...  |
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| | Breeanna (Lacey) | | Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:11 pm by Lacey | Hey ^.^
My name is Lacey, or some people call me by my real name, which some of you know by now. It doesn't matter what you call me, just not the ever so popular nickname "LayC" =_=
Anyways, nice to meet y'all. ^.^
PS: Yes, I haven't told people my real name. Only some of you know.
I have my reasons, so if you want to ask me why or what-not, just do it in a PM or msn. Doesn't matter to me
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| Angie (IluvU) | | Wed May 18, 2011 11:37 pm by IluvU | Hey everyone! I'm IluvU but you can call me Angie or Luv, whatever. I'm a graphic designer currently working (my job is so frigging cool!) but my true desire is to become a Fashion Designer.
I consider myself a pretty neutral person, i'm honest, and I consider myself a good friend to those who are true to our friendship. I'm a very open minded person and rarely afraid to share something with …
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| Check in Book | | Tue Apr 12, 2011 12:17 pm by Mocat | The please may the new topic tittle be your name (if you are using it) and your username
ex: Tittle: Monica (Mocat)
Thank you.
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| Dylan (ThePoet) | | Thu Aug 18, 2011 5:05 am by ThePoet | my name is Dylan, im new to the forums but im glad i found a site like this, it made me happy
im a 17 yo m from canada, i like to read, watch anime and cartoons, i dont work out that much but i love rollerblading and going for bike rides, and i hope we all get to know eachother better
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| Edens Fury | | Wed Apr 13, 2011 8:05 am by Edens Fury | K So, Was asked to join by Moni, sooo Here I am. When I feel Like it, i'll change the tittle and add my name but for now you can just call me Eden.  I'm in and out of the computer world lately, but I am willing to talk or just be a listening ear to anyone. So yep, that's about it 
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| Jessica (Angel Love) | | Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:39 pm by Angel Love | Hi! Let me start by saying my name is not really Angel its Jessica. As you already know, I got two dogs but one of them is mine. His name is Joey. I am not really your average girl. I play sports, video games, read and watch anime. I love music with a passion. I am always listening to music. I search up quotes every now and then that fit my mood. I give advice to those who asks me to help them. I …
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| Monica (Mocat) | | Tue Apr 12, 2011 12:33 pm by Mocat | Hey everybody!
Well for starters, some may know me, others not who knows...I am looking foward to being around and help on and about 
I'm pretty much a relaxed person, unless I'm fighting with Photoshop..Illustrator...Indesign...CorelDraw...>.<(I'm a Graphic designer in progress) I'm also know as The Happy Latin Italian Dutch. I enjoy writting, drawing, playing sports, and well of course helping others, making new friends and such.
If there is anything else you'd like to know about me, just go ahead and come talk to me.
sidenote: I'll be absent in this upcoming month possible, …
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| OnCallWingman | | Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:57 pm by OnCallWingman | To clarify, I'm female. ;P I don't like using my real name around people I don't know who I can't see, so y'all can call me Wingman. I'm in the military so I can't really give you a specific place that I live coz...y'know...I'll be gone from here in a year and a half and I'm only spending 3-4 months at my next station. But I'm here to give and receive advice, was brought here by Mocat, …
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| Red(howmayihelpyou) | | Sat May 21, 2011 1:12 am by howmayihelpyou | So, i should have done this awhile ago but i have been really busy...
been dealing with a lot of personal stuff and I was in school which was kicking me ars but i'm out for summer now and just now starting to get to calm down a bit...
i'm 18, almost 19, and now a sophomore in college. I enjoy a lot of things, and am passionate about art, music, and psychology. Grew up a Presbyterian and i do …
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